Helps prevent those embarrassing "bottle sweat" rings on the coffee table, tackle box, or pant leg. Look for them at your local bar or restaurant. Collect the whole set:

"I took a bullet" / "I have calluses" / "I talked up a storm" / "I attacked the enemy" / "I built a bridge" / "I typed 100 words a minute" / "I saved a life" / "I cloned a sheep" / "I built a bridge" / "I took out the garbage"